Mettaton Shitposting
X-Rated Edition
Chapter 1: The fucking intro you always skip because you just want to jerk off you sinner.
Mettaton was doing Mettaton shit, you were doing your sinful things. I bet you have Frisk x Chara porn in the other tab, don't you? You sicken me. Then again you're not making a Mettaton x Reader shitpost. You're okay in that case. Anyways one thing lead to another and WOOPS! Your dick's out.
Chapter 2: The Second Cumming (Implying you've already ejaculated)
So yah stuck your throbbing coccer into that metal ass...
Somehow.
Now you're doing the typical sexual things. Thrus
But Timmy, you've been in there for months. It's time to get out. Your friends need to know that you're still alive, they'll be overjoyed when they find you out of that closet.
Father, please. I want to be left alone. I want to figure out my feelings on my own. They're leaning more towards gay for Mettaton but I-I just don't KNOW!